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The bonus to wearing a cone is that no one has to see your ugly mug and in turn, you can't see everyone pointing and laughing. Win, win! Get well design by Scribbler.

Licking Your Balls In No Time Card

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Remind them that they're too coo for school with this Whale & Bird card, just because.

Tiny Pigeon With A Handbag Card

Whale And Bird

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Know someone milking - I mean nursing, a classic case of the man flu? Send them your sincerest sympathies with this cheeky get well soon card by King B.

Man The Fuck Up Card

King B

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Christ, have you seen yourself lately? Because you really do look like sh*t. Just thought you'd want to know! Be a good friend and send this Scribbler get well design.

Fuck Me You Look Terrible Card

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There still gonna find something to moan about at least now they have a reason. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Moaning Old Twat Card

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Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch Card

Bold and Bright

A colourful typographic style design for the best mate ever!

Best Mate Ever Card

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Your Dad is like a boiled egg with dippy soldiers: classic and comforting! Photo upload Father's Day design by Scribbler.

You're A Good Egg Card

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When getting the kids to sleep needs further measures... This rude Anniversary card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Killer Clown Card

Whale And Bird

It's just not possible! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Kung Fu Fighting Card

Brainbox Candy

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Somethings about getting old are inevitable! Design by Forest_Fr1ends from Whale & Bird.

Don't Rush Bernard Card

Whale And Bird

Give your friends and family a laugh with theis retro Ladybird style card for birthdays and all occasions.

Now We Just Need To Dump The Body Card

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We've all been there.. right?! This rude Birthday card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Insert An Arm Card

Whale And Bird

Spring is offically here: welcome to the glory days! Get stuck into the spring cleaning like Bruce with this Quite Good Cards design.

Bruce Spring Clean Card

Quite Good Cards

When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird Birthday card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry Card

Whale And Bird

Finally you understand what's like. Although you can never repay your parents, you can make a start with this funny Redback Father's Day card.

Now That I Have My Own Offspring Card

Redback

The bee sure does look cosy doesn't it. A Birthday card designed by Bird.

Foxglove Card

Bird

For the classy friend in your life!

Stay Classy Card

PRO20 LTD

Love is officially in the air thanks to Nellie the Elephant! Send this sweet Art File Anniversary card to someone who has your heart.

Elephant Heart Card

Art File

Every puppet's worst nightmare. The chestburster scene from Alien portrayed by famous TV puppets, as requested by Ealadubhsidhe. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Chestburster Card

Lesser Spotted Images

He's looking a bit shaken up there! Roger Moore's James Bond having a grand reunion party with all his villains, as requested by Josman Tickle. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Roger Moore Reunion Party Card

Lesser Spotted Images

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Oioi, bouncing up and down in a courgette field usually only means one thing. Send this hilarious Whale and Bird Birthday card to your innocent friend!

Sitting On A Courgette Card

Whale And Bird

The perfect Anniversary card for that special someone you really couldn't live without. Design by Whale & Bird.

Thank You For Existing Card

Whale And Bird

This Sunflower card by Bird is great as a birthday card or even a cool thank you card.

Sunflowers Card

Bird

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